CRUSHED NUTS? (NOT ICE CREAM)
The boxers v. briefs debate is about far more than sartorial choice. It’s the difference between (possibly) itchy or crushed nuts according to the experts consulted by Australian Men's Health magazine.
Of course, the Deadgoodundies.com team know it's not a this-or-that argument and boxer briefs are a handy hybrid between tightie whities and loose boxer shorts. DGU experts advise men concerned about their nethers to consider ergonomic lift-and-separate underpants. Perhaps from Australian brand Obviously for Men, or originals from Ergowear?
But before you click on this link, be warned: DISTRACTION AHEAD. That kangaroo seems to be (a) juggling (b) showing off to a rival - or maybe (c) his briefs have been way too tight?