A man's view of his favourite underpants might not, we know, be quite the same as an onlooker's. In fact bad pants are the single biggest mistake a chap can make when trying to impress a new lover. Well perhaps second to socks – bad pants AND bad socks will have them running away screaming!

Keep your boxers and briefs up to scratch (with DGU ofc) – and take advice from the Men of D'Marge. You left the rest of your teenage wardrobe behind long ago, but are those undies the lasting legacy? If the rest of your clothes are grown up, make sure your men's underwear follows suit.