We love D’Marge, they cut to the chase. This time on how to look good in photographs.

Not pro model shots, not even selfies (they’re a whole other ballgame) but pix taken by other people. This list is about how not to look like a potato.

The answer they tell us is practising a winning smile and then looking nonchalantly into the distance AWAY from the camera the minute one gets near you.

The art, they tell us, was perfected by the likes of Steve McQueen and Marlon Brando.

So, now you know. Less spud, more superstar.